Your Quirky Dream Home Attention, house hunters and future landlords! Welcome to the charming, indestructible fortress known as Hurricane Helene & Milton Survivor Headquarters! This 3-bedroom, 1-bath, solid block construction gem will laugh in the face of storms, giving you peace of mind while binge-watching your favorite shows. It is a great starter home for little Sally and Johnny, or a retired couple looking to kick back and stare at the neighbors. Or what the heck, how about a great investment you rent out during the season and finally move here one day. Collect the rent and have some fun. Step inside and be greeted by a bright and airy living room where relaxation and awkward dance parties naturally thrive. The kitchen boasts cabinet space and secret compartments to hide your favorite snacks. A slight exaggeration but go with it. And those bedrooms? Generously sized and drenched in natural light—perfect for contemplating life or plotting world domination. Ok, they’re not all that big but they work fine for sleeping. Out back, you’ll find a spacious, fenced-in yard just waiting to fulfill all your gardening, play, or “let-the-little ones-and-pets-go-wild” fantasies. It also includes a lovely, covered patio area ideal for cookouts and burning your favorite meal. Located in Seminole, FL (aka “10-minutes-from-the-Gulf beaches paradise”), you’re near everything: schools, parks, shops, fine dining, and even live music for your inner rock star. You’re only 20 minutes from the artsy vibes of downtown St. Pete—where you can be as artsy and fartsy as your heart desires. Details we knew you were gonna ask: Water heater? Brand-new as of 2019. AC? A spry 2016 edition. Roof? Still going strong since 2007. Flood Zone-X. Utility Bills-Cheap. Driving Time to Tampa Airport-about 20 minutes. Driving Time to Gulf Beaches-about 10 minutes. Wawa is 7 Minutes away. This home eagerly awaits your chaos. Whether you’re a first-time buyer, savvy investor, or minimalist downsizer, this place is calling your name. If you snooze, you lose. Don’t let this little hottie house get away from you.